February 2012
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer – Accuse...
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Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock... →
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Connan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led him to a...
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omg billy crystal is so funny
– no one (via isitscary)
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When I heard my name I could hear in my head half of American going ‘OH, GOD....
– Meryl Streep GODDESS OF THE ARTS AND PROCLAIMERS OF HEROES (via mischiefmanagement)
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I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
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‘You do not deserve this,’ he said.
‘Who can say what I deserve or not?’ I...
– from The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter (via vega-ofthe-lyre)
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